10. "I thought sugar-free meant I could eat the whole thing?"
9. "....Ooops...Glucose overdose!"
8. "I can only please one person per day...today
is not your day...and tomorrow's not looking so good either."
7. "Chocolate isn't a vegetable????"
6. "The lack of sugar made me do it!"
5. "...Oh yeah, ...watch me!"
4. "My numbers were good last week
...sorry you missed them."
3. "280's the new 120!"
2. "CHECK THIS!"
AND THE TOP RESPONSE FOR THE "DIABETES POLICE"...
1. "KISS MY INJECTION SITE!"
