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Publication Date: 1/6/2010

Websites are listed in the order that they were added.
Newest additions are at the bottom of each section.

Typographical Errors

Type ! Diabetes (Sometimes we all feel like we're dealing with Type @#$%^&* diabetes!)

Type 11 diabetes (comes after Type 10?)

One Tough Meter (One really great idea)

Glucontrol (Sounds like a brand of pill to control blood sugar levels, but it's got one too many letters)

Stomache (A smaller version of a bellyache?)

A cur for diabetes (Or perhaps a cat?)

Serfing (the net... Recognition that we all can become slaves to our addictions)

Bold Glucose (the bolder, the better)

"My blood sugars are mostly good, except in the morning. I have tried less snakes before bed but still wake up with high blood sugars." (Maybe less snacks would work better?)

Diabetes honey-mood (Do people with diabetes alway crave honey, or is it just a phase they go through?)

Sliding Sale (Makes about as much sense as does a Sliding Scale)

"We know how to read the crabs on food items but on some items they don't say anything." (Sometimes they just don't have crabs to list, just carbs.)

"I do get a little ick in my stomach" (Deleting the s makes the bellyache a little worse.) [added 15Dec2007]

On the Internet

The CoffeeMeter (http://www.diabetesmonitor.com/april1st.htm)
Managed Care Finds Cure for Diabetes; Endocrinologists Take the Plunge (http://www.diabetesmonitor.com/mc-cured.htm)
Some Stories I Found On-Line (http://www.mendosa.com/stories.html)
Recipes (http://www.diabetesmonitor.com/recipes.htm)
Humor.com Nothing much to do with diabetes, but fun anyway.
Inslam (http://www.diabetesmonitor.com/inslam.htm)
We Have All the Time (http://www.diabetesmonitor.com/onion.htm)
Calories don't count (http://www.diabetesmonitor.com/calories.htm)
Sometimes you just gotta Laugh (http://www.realitycheck.org.au/laugh.htm) at Reality Check
Reasons we can be glad that we have Diabetes (http://www.diabetesmonitor.com/glad.htm)
Tips for avoiding weight gain on April Fool's Day (http://www.diabetesmonitor.com/m22.htm)
nursinghumor.com (http://www.nursinghumor.com)
Variations on the following story have been told for years.
During a chemistry lesson the professor entered the laboratory with a jar full of urine saying: "Two good qualities for a chemist are the talent and the concentration. The talent makes you understand that a simple method to find out the glucose presence in the urine is to taste it". Then he put a finger in the urine and thereafter licked it. A student that didn't believe that the jar was full of urine, put a finger into it and then licked it, finding out that it really was urine. So the professor continues: "But the concentrations helps you to find out that I put my forefinger in the jar, and I licked my middle finger".

LIVabetes (http://www.livabetes.com/) "Wellness inspiring comedy" by Laura Menninger, "the Glucose Goddess" [added 23Mar2005]
Association for Applied and Therapeutic Humor (http://www.aath.org) "AATH is the professional association for anyone interested in learning more about humor and laughter." [added 12May2005]
Captain Glucose and Meter Boy (http://www.captainglucoseandmeterboy.com/) "Two live action comedic superheroes with no real superpowers. Think of them as a cross between Batman & Robin and The Incredibles. Their mission statement is to "Educate, Enlighten, and Entertain people with diabetes of all ages" and that's exactly what they do." [added 27Oct2005]
Top ten responses for the holiday "Diabetes Police." (www.diabetesmonitor.com/mmm.htm) [added 24Dec2005]
Reverse the Root Cause of Obesity! (www.diabetesmonitor.com/04012006.htm) [added 01Apr2006]

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